English Service

[Gjest]

• 
• 
• 

More and more of you donnot speak or read Norwegian.  If you do have any requests, comments or reviews you want to share on http://www.noresk.com, please feel free to do so here.  I know how stressful it could be to translate Norwegian.

I hope this is an invitation you may find useful!

Endret Februar 25, 2024 av Tototre

[Tukleren]

10 minutter siden, Tototre skrev:

donnot

And do you find it stressful to translate to English? 

[Gjest]

Yes, a little.  It is Sunday morning and I am tired.  Drank to much wine last night.

Are u fishing today, @Tukleren?

[Gjest]

Well, it seems I am a lazy person, a donnot.  Please, do not follow my example.

[Tukleren]

33 minutter siden, Tototre skrev:

Are u fishing today

My fishing buddy seems to be unavailable at the moment, I'll probably just sit home and stare at the wall while longing for true spring to arrive with its girls in short skirts.

Endret Februar 25, 2024 av Tukleren
Leif

[Gjest]

Nice use of the apostrophies, by the way👍

Shit, we are setting a standard now.

Endret Februar 25, 2024 av Tototre
Missing p

[Gjest]

Finally, 9 hours in and an escort has answered. 

• Are there more of you here in the forum? 
• Do you have any questions for the clients (us men in this forum) or me, or Norway in general?

 

[Gjest]

Well, this was the first test-run of an English speaking post in http://www.noresk.com

I am well known for doing things in new ways.  Or mixing stuff around.  You may join the party anytime!  

Endret Februar 26, 2024 av Tototre

[hedexp]

Great to talk some English here

[Gjest]

Yes, not all Norwegians will understand this thread.

[Tukleren]

58 minutter siden, Tototre skrev:

Yes, not all Norwegians will understand this thread

Everyone under 80 will understand this thread. If you dont, your only option is Norwegian girls and I'm sure they don't accept geriatrics and would kindly redirect you to the nearest old folks home instead...

[Gjest]

Yessir!

[Gjest]

All international journalists from broadcasters like BBC, SVT, YLE and more should post their inquiries here.  Someone will soon answer.  If you need a hostess during your visit in Norway, there are plenty of them all year round.  If you are an available, working girl with reporter practise and skills, then you are welcome to apply for work as an aid and secretary at http://www.noresk.com. 

Endret Februar 28, 2024 av Tototre

[Gjest]

We have already got two candidates for the vacant postiion.  However, we forgot to specify some very important skills and requirements for looks: Being able to do BJ with knees on a pillow on the floor in front of a chair.  Preferable blonde hair, and mandatory with a pair of big, natural tits.  Lacktating tits (breasts with milk) will be preffered.  Still time to apply!

[Revenger]

Do we really need someone in addition to Marge?